I finally caught him in action! For a long while we've been hearing random complaints about people's chairs being switched or chairs gone missing (yeah , I know - this is a very busy office).
So we recently moved people around so they're closer to their teams..so I have 2 new neighbours...guy 1 went out to lunch (or whatever) and guy 2 just walked over and switched his chair with a broken armrest with guy 1's chair!! I was sitting right there! Did he think I was fast asleep? I know I give that impression sometimes but, you know...he just switched the chairs right in front of me! Also, did he think guy 1 would not notice a broken armrest??? Anyway, guy 1 comes back and sits down and puts his arm on broken armrest and shoots straight up off his chair and begins looking around suspiciously...looks at me !! (I studiously ignore and pretend to type - I do that very well). Then for some reason he decides I couldn't be the thief(maybe because the chair I was sitting on is way too ratty to have been recently stolen) and starts complaining to guy 2 about someone stealing his chair...guy 2 just shrugs and makes sympathetic noises and shares his chair stolen experiences with guy 1!!! I mean wtf??? This guy just stole his chair 5 mins back!
This office is fully entertaining...
Oh, BTW I am filing adoption papers for this kid. Really.
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